

“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window.“Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.” -Unknown.“Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring, or eating with chopsticks: It looks easy until you try it.” -Helen Rowlan.“A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.” -Unknown.The bride smiles because she’s been able to convince him of it.” -Judith McNaught “The groom always smiles proudly because he’s convinced he’s accomplished something quite wonderful.“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” -Chris Rock.“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” -David Sedaris.If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” -Erma Bombeck If you are a couple who breaks the wedding rules and likes to laugh and joke all the time, then these super funny quotes and sayings are the perfect things for you to include in your wedding speeches or even on your save the date cards. Not every couple wants mushy wedding speeches or a soppy toast, so if the newly-weds-to-be love a laugh, a funny wedding toast might be much more reflective of their personalities.


A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are.” -Oscar WIlde “Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.” -Unknown.“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” -J.“Doubt thou the stars are fire Doubt that the sun doth move Doubt truth to be a liar But never doubt I love.” -William Shakespeare.“Oh the heart that has truly loved never forgets, But as truly loves on to the close.” -Thomas Moore.“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” -Albert Einstein.“Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.” -Zelda Fitzgerald.“The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.” -William Lyon Phelps.

#FALLING HEARTS DAVID HUGO LYRICS PLUS#
“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.” -Mignon McLaughlin.“A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.” -Unknown.“And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.” -Elizabeth Young.“Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.” -Unknown.
